I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
We need to get me chipped asap
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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