About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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