And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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