Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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