Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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