oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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