Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Buhtt sex?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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