Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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