Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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