He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i barfeds in our rink
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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