Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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