How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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