I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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