So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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