How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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