He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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