i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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