No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i will never coherently bang her
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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