i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
