You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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