I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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