i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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