Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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