I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I think I sprained my soul last night
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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