i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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