"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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