i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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