dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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