She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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