once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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