I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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