my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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