I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Welp...herpes.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
We got so high we made milksteak
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
