Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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