brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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