I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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