She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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