why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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