My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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