One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize