Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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