I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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