we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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