Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
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