I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
You coming home soon, man?
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
We need to get me chipped asap
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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