brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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