Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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