I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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