:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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