she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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