Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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