respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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