Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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