Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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